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01-10-08, 11:22 AM
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاتة ,,,
ص40 ص10 ,,,
Sometimes ,, OR ض1 ,, most of the times ض4 ,,
great jokes dealing with wifes and husbands are in favour of wifes ض1 ,,
Today I brought you some of the jokes that were in favour of the
husbands ص40 ص10 ,,,
Enjoy it SIRS ص40 ص10 :-
1- Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate
for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
**********
2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying...
and the other ensures you Continue to do so.
**********
3- Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
**********
4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
**********
5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
**********
6- A newly married man asked his wife,
'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly,
'I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE'
**********
7- Interviewer to Millionaire:
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her?'
Millionaire: 'Billionaire'
**********
8- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me !!!
my pretty face or my body???'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
'I like your sense of humor.
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hoooooope U all liked it ص10 ,,,
ص10 ص10 ص10
السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاتة ,,,
ص40 ص10 ,,,
Sometimes ,, OR ض1 ,, most of the times ض4 ,,
great jokes dealing with wifes and husbands are in favour of wifes ض1 ,,
Today I brought you some of the jokes that were in favour of the
husbands ص40 ص10 ,,,
Enjoy it SIRS ص40 ص10 :-
1- Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate
for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
**********
2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying...
and the other ensures you Continue to do so.
**********
3- Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
**********
4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'
**********
5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
**********
6- A newly married man asked his wife,
'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly,
'I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE'
**********
7- Interviewer to Millionaire:
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?'
Millionaire: 'I owe everything to my wife.'
Interviewer: 'Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her?'
Millionaire: 'Billionaire'
**********
8- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me !!!
my pretty face or my body???'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
'I like your sense of humor.
************************************************** ***
hoooooope U all liked it ص10 ,,,
ص10 ص10 ص10